(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan!
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way ….
(to the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”)
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
and down on all fours
(to the tune of “The Dreydl Song”)
Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play
Sister sister sister ….